people are starting to question the shark bite story
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
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I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
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i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
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