If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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