question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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