The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I woke up under a house in Key West
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