but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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