plz talk dirty to me
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
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