I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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