My nipple is on Facebook.
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I think I just got judged by the pizza guy. dude, you deliver fucking pizza. you need rethink YOUR life.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
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