Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Did we almost burn down the bar last night? I guess flaming shots were a bad idea.
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
