i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
Terrible hangover + phoenix airport + pizza hut....I think I might have entered one of the levels of hell.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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