What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
My favorite part of you downing a fifth of fireball in my apartment by yourself is the shot glass in the sink. It's like you attempted moderation and were just like "Fuck this."
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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