talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
the only thing i have to deal with now is the fact that i'm still wearing spandex shorts from last night
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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