I wish I only lived at night.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
apparently drunk me likes to play hide the puke.. was not a fun time washing all my legos.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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