when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Randomize
