This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
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