I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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