But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Maybe shotgunning 4 days after oral surgery wasn't such a good idea after all...
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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