Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
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