I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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