she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
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we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
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Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
hi, I love you... and I'm sorry your floor is covered in popcorn, your cabinet is broken, all your alcohol is gone, you're 80 dollars poorer, everything in your bedside table is soaked in beer, austin slept in your bed in those disgusting underwear, I made out with your toilet seat, and for talking to your mom with a four loko in my hand
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