I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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