a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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