Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Who knew there were guys that wanted to only stalk you instead of date you? Count on me to find them!
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
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