I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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