come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
where are my pants?
in the oven.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
Randomize
