I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
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It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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