Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
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he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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