ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
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I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
If I die on my walk home, please come claim the body. There is $30 in my left shoe for you....for pizza
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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