no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
sex in a hospital.. check
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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