Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
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Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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