he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
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Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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