Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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