Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
Randomize