She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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She bit a glass in half.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
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I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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