And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Yup. Can I borrow your penis decanter for my Xmas party on Saturday
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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