i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
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