Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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