I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I just woke up in my closet, wearing a pink cowboy hat and a pink thong...
I want my thong back.
I hate you tequila.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
Randomize