I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
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