The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
Farmville is her only friend.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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