I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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