Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I just blew my weed a kiss
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
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