the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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