it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
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