does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
Randomize
