I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
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