I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
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he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
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just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
That accounts for only three of the penises
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
My vagina is the only part of me that is pleased you lived through last night.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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