Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
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If you bring me a slurpee and advil I will eat you out for like an hour.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
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Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
honestly dont worry about it, its not the first time ive injured myself on a potted cactus during sexual relations with a woman
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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