I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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