Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
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We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
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He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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