she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
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Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
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Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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