Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
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My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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