I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
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vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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