That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
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What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
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I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
You said too many real things and now I need to crawl back inside my protective fort of sarcasm, being an asshole, and sass
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
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